Your Pattern Game Is Weak (And We Can Fix That)

Remember when your idea of "getting adventurous" with patterns was choosing a different shade of blue stripes?

We see you.

Here's the thing about patterns: they're like craft beer. You don't start with a triple-hopped IPA, and you shouldn't start with that wild Hawaiian print either. Build up to it.

Quick Tips for Pattern Rookies:

• Start with subtle. Think "whisper," not "shout"
• Wear it with confidence (fake it till you make it)
• If someone says "that's... interesting," you've gone too far
• When in doubt, let the pattern be the loudest thing you're wearing

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The secret? Great patterns are like great jokes - timing and delivery matter.

Save the learning curve for your Peloton, not your Friday night outfit.